I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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