Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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