i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
