If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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