Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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