the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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