im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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