That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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