All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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