Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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