I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
