im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
