so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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