i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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