would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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