I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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