I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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