so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We're too hungover to prance.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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