what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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