Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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