ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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