We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
