Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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