That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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