how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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