ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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