Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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