It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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