i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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