I feel like I'm in dance class right now
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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