But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
well I can't set my house on fire every night
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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