i don't like sucking hair
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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