bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm always down for nudity.
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