windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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