I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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