So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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