what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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