I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
what day is it and did you see me today?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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