And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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