Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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