glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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