talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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