I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
