go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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