yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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