Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Your dad touched me again.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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