If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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