I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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