So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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