Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Randomize
