we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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