I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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