I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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