i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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