nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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