remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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