Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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