Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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