I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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